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It doesn’t even need to be secret: I’ll greedily lap up any form of adoration.
I feel like Mitt Romney is what would have...
Downloading Lots of Glam Rock Today
What is this?
I prepared a sandwich in one room and then went to return the arugula to the fridge, because if I didn’t, I’d forget about it, leave it out, and it’d spoil. I returned to the room with the sandwich and forgot where I’d left it. For several minutes. “This? This is early-onset Alzheimer’s.” I said aloud, to no one. UPDATE: Eventually the sandwich was...